twenty one things that aren't fair.

1.     those arms

2.     the behind-the-head stretching of said arms

3.     that you can be such an ass

4.     that height

5.     that you speak a foreign language

6.     that lip ring

7.     that guitar

8.     that beard

9.     that uniform

10. that you can be so genuinely nice

11. that you’re an athlete

12. that you called your dad papito

13. that you like neil young (this is entirely unintentional from my side)

14.  that you can dance

15. that you can’t dance (but you do it anyhow)

16. those glasses

17. that wit

18. that tattoo

19. that smile

20. that accent

21. that look

Any combination of the preceding means I am at no fault for my behavior, it was out of my control. xx