myum myum.

From Details Magazine

boo you whore.

 A teensy bit of movement in the chart, but nothing to discuss. Boo. The other day a friend asked what would happen if one specimen became 100%. The answer to that question is, we'd get married. Seriously. I doubt anyone will ever make it to 100%. I don't need someone to be 100% to date them. Not even 75%. I'd hope somewhere around 50% would do it. What can I say, I'm a serial crusher, I don't think I can be expected to change my ways. But being interested in multiple people and being committed to one is a different thing. Right? Oh god is that really bad? I'd like to be surprised, and be proven wrong. xx

twenty one things i plan to do this summer.

1. Take a road trip with my girls
2. Make a secret hollow book (shit, I’ve given myself away)
3. Learn to play poker
4. Go canoeing (i.e. drifting)
5. Find the best caesars in the city
6. Go camping
7. Start going to yoga again
8. Go skinny dipping
9. Drink sangria on patios
10. Shenanigan. Hard.
11. Lay in the sun for hours
12. Have a fling…or two
13. Read all of the classics again
14. Watch every James Bond movie
15. Take a drive with no destination
16. Eat tons of ice cream by the river
17. Learn the whole Thriller dance
18. Stop biting my nails. Again.
19. Figure out my favorite kind of wine.
20. Learn to drive stick
21. Hang out with my grandpa for a week or so

What big summer plans have you got? Any chance I can join? xx

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grow up and blow away.

staring is encouraged.

I sort of wish I hadn't started posting this fucking chart. It's almost less interesting than my neuropsych homework. Seriously. But, my birthday is this weekend, and let's just say my birthday shenanigans always end up being... interesting. Good interesting. Very good interesting actually. So there's that to look forward to. Also, Saskatoon has a World Cup of Soccer which is this weekend, which I'm sure will be teeming with sexy soccer players. Maybe even one or two players from the chart. Who knows? Let me know if you want to join, staring at athletes is more acceptable than staring at strangers, hell it's even encouraged.  Speaking of staring at athletes... I went to my first ballgame on Monday night. What a bizarre sport. I had a good time hollerin' at the players, and also oogling their asses, but I still have no idea how the game works. Also, they yell the most ridiculous things at each other. Attaboy! Hey big man! Let's go big boy! Hilarious stuff. But super fun. I recommend it to anyone with nothing to do on a monday night, who cares if you don't know the players, I'm sure they'd love to have a hot woman (or man, whatever) yelling innuendos at them... I mean, who wouldn't? xx

Also, just because I love you, here's a sexy swede to drool over.

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a note on notties.

On occasion, while watching a movie, I’m struck with this thought: “what the fuck was the director thinking, that’s no hottie!” I understand that not every movie hottie is chosen to my exact specifications, but I can appreciate a good looking man when I see one. However, I have never been able to get into any of the following notties, regardless of how good the movie is.

Thomas Jane in The Sweetest Thing

I love this movie, but not this hottie. His hair is awful, I mean what color is that?! Jason Bateman plays his brother, and I'm pretty sure he should have been cast as the leading man, at least he's charming. Admittedly, Thomas did get better looking recently, but that still doesn't make up for this movie.

Aidan Quinn in Practical Magic

He's supposed to have two different colored eyes, which should be dead sexy, but in my opinion this is still a fail. Angelov and Michael are totally way hotter. Who cares if Angelov is abusive, and an attempted murderer? Dude smolders!

Justin Walker in Clueless

What was Cher thinking? Ethan was totally hotter than this sleezy Christian fella. Besides the fact that he was clearly gay, he was a total cheeseball. While I'm still not entirely on board with the whole dating your stepbrother thing, Josh is ten thousand times better than Christian.

Nicolas Cage in City of Angels


Really, Nicolas Cage in anything. Ew. I find it hard to believe that they couldn't find a better looking man to play a fallen angel. I get how Meg fell for the whole angel thing, but I wish they could have found someone better. Dude's creepy. And those long leather jackets? Sooo not hot.

Keanu Reeves in Sweet November


I have never been able to get into Keanu. Something about him just rubs me the wrong way. Ugh. That is all.

Ethan Stiefel in Center Stage


Okay, I get it. You're a real ballerina. But they couldn't have found someone with a bit more sizzle? I mean, Natalie managed to snag herself a sexy ballerino. In the end, you don't get the girl, but the fact that you were in the running seriously concerns me. On a side note: Peter Gallagher-- in my humble opinion you were the real hottie in that movie. ;)

Andrew McCarthy in Pretty in Pink


I really saved the best for last here. This is the nottie that really drew my attention to the whole subject. His upper lip is just bizarre. I understand that the 80's were difficult for everyone, and I can learn to embrace some of the flaws, but this is not one of them. Worst. Movie. Hottie. Ever.




Side Note:

Prrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The nottie should not be confused with the ugly-sexy-hottie. See Vincent Cassel. xx

no sex, no drugs, a little rock 'n' roll.

You may have noticed that a couple specimens have disappeared from the chart. This is a common occurrence. My interest in the person could have vanished entirely, or they could make a resurgence in the future, you never can quite tell. But i'll leave them on the chart so all of the names stay matched to the right person. Here's a little tidbit of information: Specimen G is girls. I tend to have quite a few girl crushes most of the time, so I added them to the chart. It was at a high in December because my WGST prof was amazing. But that class is over, so right now the ladies have zero presence on the chart. But like I said, all results are subject to change. xx.

girl is on my mind.

holy shit this is adorable.

like a fine wine.

the ultimate

Lately I've been finding myself quite attracted to *ahem* older men. I'm not talking thirty here, I'm talking like 50+. Now this may be partially due to the fact that lots of the regulars at work are older gentlemen. And they wear suits, and have a certain air about them. Actually the other night, I had this dream where I was at the Colonial, and one of the silver fox regulars was there and we danced. At first I was hesitant, because let's face it, he was old enough to be my father(potentially grandfather), but it really didn't take much convincing. What a glorious dream. It's okay to have a thing for them, as long as I don't start chasing after them...isn't it? Obviously women have a long history being attracted to older men, but I have only recently come to understand the beauty of salt and pepper hair. There's just something so sexy about a worldly sophisticated gentleman. Hmm... I think I may have to pop Runaway Bride into the DVD player. xx

all up under the covers day.

april showers.

Sooooooooooo. Things are starting to heat up a little bit. Hopefully it continues. As expected the weekend was interesting, and I've got new eye candy at work. The ginger's have just been rocking my world lately and I love it. All three bear a striking resemblance to Prince Harry granted one actually is Prince Harry(seriously, how fit did he look in that uniform?). Here is this week's version of the chart:

Also, I had one of my wisdom teeth pulled today. Now most people hate going to the dentist. But not me. #1 There's a TV on the ceiling, #2 The chairs are massage chairs, #3 My dentist is sexy. Seriously. Does anyone else have a dentist who wears denim button-ups under their white coats? I'm a lucky girl. xx

sweetest kill.

summer skin.