twenty one reasons Ryan Gosling is the sexiest man alive.

1. He makes funny faces at the paparazzi.

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                                                    2. He has a Shel Silverstein tattoo.

3. He does ballet.


“I just feel like I wouldn’t know how to think any other way. My sister was my best friend and my hero growing up. Because I was home-schooled I didn’t have a lot of friends and I did ballet, which was always just girls. All of that had an effect on my brain.” - Ryan Gosling

4. He made the kitchen table in the Notebook himself.

Oh yeah.

5. He plays guitar.

6. He gives good presents.

7. He corrupted Britney Spears.

On possibly corrupting Britney Spears' sexuality as a kid: "They would come and ask me questions about sex, and I just told them what I heard - like positions and stuff. All the other mothers went to Disney and told them I was corrupting their kids. I feel somewhat responsible for how sexual [Britney Spears] is right now. When I see her with a snake around her neck, I think, did I do that?" - Ryan Gosling

8. He's a good samaritan.

9. He's a philanthropist. And has sweet dance moves.

Skip to 2:10 for the good part. Also, here's the website.

10. He loves his momma.

11. The Notebook.

12. Those baby blues.

13a. He knows how to dress well.

13b. Really well.

14. He loves his pup.

15a. He looks good with glasses.

15b. He looks good without glasses.

16. He tattooed himself.

17. He looks good with a beard.

18. He was in the Mickey Mouse Club.

19. He has an awesome band.

20. He looks photoshopped.

21. He's Canadian

Also, he appears to share my pyromaniac tendencies.

Seriously. Ryan Gosling is the reason I'm single. xx

it's getting hot in here.

So take off all your clothes. No seriously. Take them off.

http://videos.nymag.com/video/Art-Shoots-Ryan-Gosling;Viral-2#c=QV04Y02NJFBL6JDM&t=Art%20Shoots:%20Ryan%20Gosling

diversion tactics.

I'm hoping if I keep posting pictures of attractive men, no one will notice that I haven't posted in forever...

things i like from thought catalog

1. Things To Remember When You’re Single
2. Stop Texting Me And Get In My Bed!
3. The Three Times You Ran Into Ryan Gosling
4. Seeing People Naked
5. Death of the Crazy Girl

yes please.

i'm not jealous.

You're right, I did just want a reason to post another 

picture of him... Like I needed one...Is that a guitar? Fuck.

I hate those people who have everything going for them. The ones who were just born perfect. You know those people, they’re gorgeous, brilliant, and way too fucking talented. If you don’t know one, you will someday. And you first reaction will be Hey! Fuck you! But on top of everything they’re actually the nicest person ever, and all you can think is Hey! I want to BE you! I mean you’ve got to be kidding me, you look like you just stepped out of the pages of GQ, you’re in law AND you play guitar? What’s next, you’re mad hung? Who am I kidding, of course you are.  You look like Alessandra Ambrosio, you were just accepted into medicine AND you have awesome taste in music? Go die! Share some of that shit with the rest of the world! Now I know you’re thinking everyone has something going for them, right? True-- but some people just got a little more than their share! Ryan Gosling, I’m looking at you here. I mean really, Mickey Mouse Club, good looks, carpentry, piano playing, singing AND being an award winning actor? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. xx

crazy, stupid, love.

Not much to report today, numbers have dropped a bit since last week. I feel like I need a newcomer to blow the others out of the water. Fingers crossed. If Ryan Gosling was on the list, he'd take up the whole thing. Have you seen the trailer for his new movie? It's got me all hot and bothered. I'm working on a new post, but this should tide you over in the meanwhile.

twenty one dream boyfriends.

Now the title may make it seem as though none of these men will ever be my boyfriend; however, as I am the eternal optimist(slight exaggeration here), I will clarify by saying: should any of these men ever come calling, I will not slam the door in their face, rather welcome them with open arms. and legs. Kidding...only a little.

In no particular order:

1. Ryan Gosling

I don't even know where to start here. Did you know that he made the table in the Notebook? With his hands! And he plays the piano, and sings and has a lovely band. And that face. Oh wow. Just lovely. 

2. Fitzwilliam Darcy

First of all, he's go the english accent going for him. Secondly the millions of pounds can't hurt. And that sexy-brooding-i'm-oh-so-deep-and-dark-and-troubled thing that any woman can't help but swoon at. Or at least this woman.

3. Logan Bruno

Remember Logan, Mary Anne's boyfriend from the Babysitter's club? He was from Kentucky, and a real southern gentleman. The man of my 12-year-old dreams.

4. Max Minghella

Probably best known for playing Divya Narendra in the Social Network, but recently he caught my eye in Elvis and Annabelle. Don't know if I actually liked that movie, but I know I liked staring at him for two hours. He is also a potential future hybrid baby-daddy.

5. The Beast aka Prince Adam

Now this may be bordering on zoophilia, but bear with me here. The beast totally had the angry-sexy thing going on, and then softened up and gave Belle that gorgeous library. And in the end Prince Adam was totally a babe, so I'm gonna go ahead and say this crush is legit.

6. Aiden Shaw

Aiden was the best. He was better than Big. Carrie totally made the wrong choice. Aiden is the perfect man. Fun fact: Don't google images of Aiden Shaw. Turns out he is also a porn star. Surprise!

7. Iker Casillas     

Now I'll admit, I partially chose Team Spain for their looks. Okay, almost entirely for their looks. But it was a good call, and we all got to stare at this beaut for the whole tournament. Win-win.

8. Jesse Williams

Those. Eyes. Goddamn-it where'd my panties go? What a beaut. Did you know he was a teacher before he was an actor? Swoon.

9. Seth Cohen

Every girl's dream boyfriend. 

10. Jake Gyllenhal

Do I have to explain this? I watched Prince of Persia, which was absolute shit, just to stare at that for awhile.

11. Spike

I know I'm not the only one with a huge thing for Spike. I'm not really sure what does it for me, must be the bad-ass-ness, as it's certainly not the peroxide blonde hair. 

12. Freddie McClair

From Skins, series 3 & 4. I fell in love instantly. Don't worry, I checked to make sure it wasn't illegal. In fact, he's older than me, so I'm totes in the clear.

13. Taylor Kitsch

Makes the choice of Friday Night Lights over homework a no-brainer. A real home grown Canadian hunk. Yeah, I said hunk. So what?

14. Graham Simpkins

A beautiful book-editor widower with an adorable british accent and equally adorable british children? Sign me up.

15. Penn Badgley

Ooooooh boi. So cute. I am convinced he would be the perfect boyfriend. Penn, if you're reading this give me a ring.

16. Dan Snaith

He has a PhD in Mathematics or something ridiculous like that. He's also the genius that is Caribou. Don't think you're fooling anyone with those glasses Dan, we can all tell you're a babe. P.S. I saw him in concert. Dude's packin. 

17. Kostos Dounas

Mostly I'm referring to the Kostos in the books, and not Kostas from the movie(why did they have to change his name?) because he had me falling so hard I read the whole book in one sitting; however, Kostas from the movie isn't hard on the eyes.

18. Eric Northman

Another undead, but really- does it get any hotter than the undead? I don't think so.

19. Jake Ryan

The perfect 80's boyfriend. My favourite of all the John Hughes hotties, not that there was much competition (What was with Blane from Pretty in Pink?! Worst movie hottie ever).

20. Kevin Zegers

Oh yeaaaaaaa. From his Air Bud days. I loved him. In fact, I had this picture in my locker. What a babe.


Editor's Note* OH MY GAWD! I forgot Spencer Reid! How Could I? I'm adding him to the list and bumping Michael C. Hall. Sorry Bud.

21. Matthew Gray Gubler. 


AKA Dr. Spencer Reid. Nerdy Sexy. Major contributor in the great Criminal Minds obsession of 2010. 

As I happen to be a serial crusher the list is subject to change i.e.. expansion. Do we share the same dream boyfriends?