Boys, I've been reminiscing. It’s been a long time and there’s been a lot of you. A lot of crushes. A lot of crushing. The first time a boy ever told me he liked me I responded with "you're an asshole, you took too long". Twelve years old and I had already made up my mind. Boys are assholes. Maybe I should give you a chance, but probably not. It couldn’t possibly end well. It's just easier to decide you're a jerk before you actually have the chance to be one. It's a good strategy isn't it? xx
By the way, that boy wasn’t an asshole. He was a sweetheart. Always has been, always will be.
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