Thursday, March 31, 2011

story of my life.

this always makes me laugh.




twenty one dream boyfriends.

Now the title may make it seem as though none of these men will ever be my boyfriend; however, as I am the eternal optimist(slight exaggeration here), I will clarify by saying: should any of these men ever come calling, I will not slam the door in their face, rather welcome them with open arms. and legs. Kidding...only a little.

In no particular order:





1. Ryan Gosling

I don't even know where to start here. Did you know that he made the table in the Notebook? With his hands! And he plays the piano, and sings and has a lovely band. And that face. Oh wow. Just lovely. 





2. Fitzwilliam Darcy

First of all, he's go the english accent going for him. Secondly the millions of pounds can't hurt. And that sexy-brooding-i'm-oh-so-deep-and-dark-and-troubled thing that any woman can't help but swoon at. Or at least this woman.


3. Logan Bruno

Remember Logan, Mary Anne's boyfriend from the Babysitter's club? He was from Kentucky, and a real southern gentleman. The man of my 12-year-old dreams.


4. Max Minghella

Probably best known for playing Divya Narendra in the Social Network, but recently he caught my eye in Elvis and Annabelle. Don't know if I actually liked that movie, but I know I liked staring at him for two hours. He is also a potential future hybrid baby-daddy.


5. The Beast aka Prince Adam

Now this may be bordering on zoophilia, but bear with me here. The beast totally had the angry-sexy thing going on, and then softened up and gave Belle that gorgeous library. And in the end Prince Adam was totally a babe, so I'm gonna go ahead and say this crush is legit.





6. Aiden Shaw


Aiden was the best. He was better than Big. Carrie totally made the wrong choice. Aiden is the perfect man. Fun fact: Don't google images of Aiden Shaw. Turns out he is also a porn star. Surprise!


7. Iker Casillas     

Now I'll admit, I partially chose Team Spain for their looks. Okay, almost entirely for their looks. But it was a good call, and we all got to stare at this beaut for the whole tournament. Win-win.


8. Jesse Williams

Those. Eyes. Goddamn-it where'd my panties go? What a beaut. Did you know he was a teacher before he was an actor? Swoon.


9. Seth Cohen

Every girl's dream boyfriend. 


10. Jake Gyllenhal

Do I have to explain this? I watched Prince of Persia, which was absolute shit, just to stare at that for awhile.


11. Spike

I know I'm not the only one with a huge thing for Spike. I'm not really sure what does it for me, must be the bad-ass-ness, as it's certainly not the peroxide blonde hair. 


12. Freddie McClair

From Skins, series 3 & 4. I fell in love instantly. Don't worry, I checked to make sure it wasn't illegal. In fact, he's older than me, so I'm totes in the clear.


13. Taylor Kitsch

Makes the choice of Friday Night Lights over homework a no-brainer. A real home grown Canadian hunk. Yeah, I said hunk. So what?


14. Graham Simpkins

A beautiful book-editor widower with an adorable british accent and equally adorable british children? Sign me up.








15. Penn Badgley


Ooooooh boi. So cute. I am convinced he would be the perfect boyfriend. Penn, if you're reading this give me a ring.


16. Dan Snaith

He has a PhD in Mathematics or something ridiculous like that. He's also the genius that is Caribou. Don't think you're fooling anyone with those glasses Dan, we can all tell you're a babe. P.S. I saw him in concert. Dude's packin. 


17. Kostos Dounas

Mostly I'm referring to the Kostos in the books, and not Kostas from the movie(why did they have to change his name?) because he had me falling so hard I read the whole book in one sitting; however, Kostas from the movie isn't hard on the eyes.


18. Eric Northman

Another undead, but really- does it get any hotter than the undead? I don't think so.


19. Jake Ryan

The perfect 80's boyfriend. My favourite of all the John Hughes hotties, not that there was much competition (What was with Blane from Pretty in Pink?! Worst movie hottie ever).



20. Kevin Zegers

Oh yeaaaaaaa. From his Air Bud days. I loved him. In fact, I had this picture in my locker. What a babe.


Editor's Note* OH MY GAWD! I forgot Spencer Reid! How Could I? I'm adding him to the list and bumping Michael C. Hall. Sorry Bud.




21. Matthew Gray Gubler. 


AKA Dr. Spencer Reid. Nerdy Sexy. Major contributor in the great Criminal Minds obsession of 2010. 





As I happen to be a serial crusher the list is subject to change i.e.. expansion. Do we share the same dream boyfriends?








twenty one things about me.

1. I love rootbeer. Even when it's a day old. Actually, I  think it's better that way.
2. My love affair with coffee has reached an all time high. I even smell like it now.
3. I love my truck Bruiser. She had a breakdown last year, but she's makin' a slow recovery.
4. I'm boy crazy. But who isn't?
5. I would make an excellent private eye. I'm very observant. Diefenbaker Watch fo' life.
6. I'm a psychology major.
7. I have been working on my baby names list for a couple of years now, but don't expect to see it on the blog. I can't have people stealing my baby names.
8. I read the missed connections on Kijiji religiously. It's my dream to be the subject of one.
9. My movie collection is 99.9% rom-coms. I make no apologies for this.
10. I've got the travel itch again. I'm thinking Spain. or maybe Greece.
11. Kill Fuck Marry is the best game ever invented. Look forward to many posts featuring KFM in the future.
12. I love crying. Seriously, nothing feels better than a good sob session.. 
13.I go through food phases. There was cream of wheat in November, perogies in September, edamame last July, sweet potatoes in August. I can't really explain it.
14. I've become a bit of a make-out bandit. Oh well, whatcha gonna do?
15. I'm planning a seance to take place as soon as it's warm enough. There will be wine.
16. Country music is for summer time only.
17. I take long drives in the dark to calm down. 
18. It's eternally unfair that I was blessed with awesome style, but not the funds to support my habit.
19. I may, or may not have a crush on Robert Munsch.
20. I stopped biting my finger nails. Now I only bite my thumb nails. Ha.
21. Making lists is one of my favourite procrastination tools.